Perfect Weather

This is how the weather is in Utah on a daily basis*:

The news tells you that it's going to be a nice, 70 degree, perfect day.

So, you get excited.

You decide that it's a nice day for a walk.

But then it starts to rain. 

You decide that you can handle a little water, so you continue.

If you think it's going to clear up, boy are you wrong. It's more like, "Oh, look! It's wind to blow in some nice natural disaster!"

And here you are welcomed with hail. Speeding. Painful. Hail.

By now you're thinking that you should turn around if you haven't already. But suddenly, cold weather hits. And I mean it's cold, cold. As in, too cold to snow.

 

But don't worry, though! It warms up enough so you can enjoy some nice snowflakes.

You get a bit cold, but luckily, the sun comes out before the snow soaks through your shoes.

But it doesn't. Turn. OFF. 

A few minutes pass, and you find yourself in a state of being dangerously dehydrated, and deliriously searching for "home".

Utah weather is unstable. 

(A guide to how to dress for such occasions will be forthcoming.)

*There has been NO exaggeration in this recollection.