Money

This is how I feel when i look at my

bank account after being paid.

This is how I feel after I pay rent . lol but its all good lol cause then I just listen to dubstep

a test with illustrator

just seeing if I like how it looks compared to my other ones

How to Contact Me

#1 - CALLING

"I thought that had died...", is what I'll most likely be thinking when my phone rings.

(And no, not even the sound of Prince can make me pick up my phone.)

NEVER USE.

#2 - TEXTING

Texting is better than calling me. Though...

 ...I can't guarantee a reply.

USE IF NOT WAITING FOR A TIME-SENSITIVE REPLY.

#3 - EMAIL

 

5 seconds later...

USE

Fast food

whenever I buy a burger I always think its going to look like this...

but what I usually get ends up looking like this................................... :( but oh well its still dang tasty.

This though this is my sandwhich Its got toast and eggs and a burger patty right in the middle this is what I will eat lol

Pouring Drinks

I'm easily distracted.

our nickname

this is our nickname lol

Sister Says: Part 1 (Face it, there's going to be more...)

My family and I often claim that my sister, Ashlee, could have her own dictionary. These are a few additions:

#1 CHOCOLATE = CAKE BATTER

I've often been faced with the dilemma of ice cream shops NOT having plain chocolate ice cream. It's always the new, rad flavors. Ashlee has told me over and over that red velvet tastes like chocolate. One time, I finally caved and heeded her advice.

It did NOT taste like chocolate. When I told her so and told her that it tasted like cake batter, she replied, "Yeah! That's what I meant."

#2 - TARANTULA  = ANY SPIDER

One time, Ashlee ran out of the bathroom claiming that there was a tarantula. You can imagine the kind of horrible creature I thought up.

 

After calming down some, we cautiously peered into the bathroom. Can you guess what we found?

You see that black dot? That was the "tarantula".

#3 -  RHINOCEROS = DINOSAUR

I often work crossword puzzles. One time, I was given the clue, "Predator of a lion and a tiger." Always liking more than one brain, I asked Ashlee what she thought it was.

After a few moments, she replied, "Rhinoceros! That's a dinosaur!"

(To her credit, she face-palmed after saying this.)

Techno feelings

this is how I feel when I listen to all other types of techno except .

Dubstep This is how I feel when I listen to Dubstep.

Food Resources

This is what my diet consists of when left to my own devices:

Rice Krispies and Dr. Pepper.

When I want to be extra healthy, I add cookies.

Apparently, I'm almost 7 years old.

Things that make me die a little on the inside

when someone says these exact words and means it .............I die a little cause its like stabbing my soul with a burning hot spoon .Because dusbstep is a genera of music it would be like calling rock and roll Elvis if you called one band dubstep.

or how about when I'm working and it starts to rain

and I don't get to play in it. that makes me

me more sad than a lot of things.

Or when I brake a guitar string a little

piece of my soul dies along with it.

The Wrong Email

I'm at the stage in my life where I feel like my main email address...

...is like showing up to a "party" in the wrong attire.

Bugs...

 THEN:

NOW:

3 Feet and Dying

Hiking always seems to be a good idea...

...until it's not.

FACT: Kiersten does not like survive hiking.

Drawing with ms pain

This is how I feel when I start to draw with ms paint. I like it its nice and its really easy to use.......until.

This happens you try and use the Paint bucket wish you apparently you were never supposed to touch . Cause even if you miss one pixel it fill's your whole painting up with that color and this happens to me every single time . Oh well ms Paint rocks.

Ok so your thinking to yourself I really with I had a lightsaber. well here are a few reasons I personally wouldn't want one.

It is said lightsabers are weightless except for the handle its self so I think that you would chop your own arm off.

Next is that you could never cut bread with it cause it would burn the bread instantly and you would be quite sad.

I know what your thinking matt why you gotta be such a dream ruining man .

well this next one will getcha.

What If some crazy hobo gets hold of one and runs a rampage slaughtering innocent huh. just for money..

that's what I thought owning a lightsaber is a bad idea , that's my conclusion...