How NOT to Impress Me

Here are a few tips to avoid getting on my bad side:

#1 - Do not tell me you keep forgetting my name, and that is why you are not talking to me. I got the hint when you asked for it after the third time. If I can remember your name after 5 minutes, you can remember mine.

#2 - Do not ask me if I have an interest in air-softing, video games, and/or Risk in the first seconds I meet you. While I may like these past times, asking me this first out will make me believe that you leave the house less than I do (READ: never.)

#3 - Do not tell me that the only other Kiersten you knew was rude, stuck up, and a snot. This will make me think that that's how you perceive me, and I will be shooting daggers at you. You'll be lucky if it's only with my eyes.

#4 - Do not tell me that I look like "[I am] not from around here", savvy? For I will think you are either prejudice or racist. I have a "deep tan" because the sun and I are on a day-to-day basis, and I believe in fresh air.